Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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