I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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