Capitaan dildo arrescate!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.