What a fucking waste of an outfit
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos