I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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