This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Randomize
