Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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