How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
