do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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