it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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