I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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