Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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