I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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