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No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her

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(630): View more from Illinois

we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.

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(303): View more from Colorado

They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.

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(815): View more from Illinois

He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete

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(615): View more from Tennessee

"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye

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