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(404): View more from Georgia

i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.

(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

thats a woman

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(904): View more from Florida

I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.

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(516): View more from New York

Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM

(973): View more from New Jersey

I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std

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(216): View more from Ohio

Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?

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