do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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