yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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