I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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