So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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