I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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