spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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