i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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