It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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