I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
