they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Soap is not a condiment
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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