what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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