then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You coming home soon, man?
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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