I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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