the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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