We need to rekindle our bromance
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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