I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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