Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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