they need to just BURY HIM!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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