Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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