There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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