I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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