i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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