Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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