i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
