3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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