If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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