I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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