carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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