I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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