brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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