The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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