You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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