FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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