have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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