i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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