i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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