I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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