I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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