Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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