There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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